September 9, 2017 – Monologue Jokes
1. This week, Russian President Vladimir Putin took a shot at President Trump saying, “it’s difficult to have a dialogue with someone who confuses Austria with Australia.” So when the two get together...
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1. A Los Angeles Lakers fan has named his newborn son after rookie Lonzo Ball before Ball has even played his first professional game. “Yeah, you may want to wait just a little to see how his career...
View ArticleDecember 29, 2017 – Monologue Jokes
1. Last week, Dutch ambassador Peter Hoekstra lied to a news reporter about comments he perviously made, and then, when confronted with those comments, lied about lying. Said Secretary of Education...
View ArticleJuly 6, 2018 – Monologue Jokes
1. On Sunday, NBA All-Star and future Hall-of-Famer LeBron James signed a 4-year deal with the Los Angeles Lakers. That story again, John Travolta no longer has the worst hairline in Hollywood: 2. On...
View ArticleAugust 17, 2018 – Monologue Jokes
1. This week, 933 people in California set a Guinness World Record for the most people making slime. While Steve Bannon still holds the record for most slime made by one person: 2. According to new...
View ArticleAugust 31, 2018 – Monologue Jokes
1. This week, social media personality and self-proclaimed “conspiracy analyst” Michael Lebron, visited President Trump in the Oval Office. That story again, the White House hosted a noted conspiracy...
View ArticleJanuary 14, 2019 – Monologue Jokes
1. A Federal judge on Monday reprimanded the lawyer defending the indicted Russian company Concord Management and Consulting for being “unprofessional, inappropriate and ineffective.” Yet another thing...
View ArticleFebruary 11, 2019 – Monologue Jokes
1. This week, democratic presidential candidate Corey Booker revealed that he has a girlfriend. Which came as a big surprise to everyone including his wife. 2. According to a new study, eye contact is...
View ArticleMarch 18, 2019 – Monologue Jokes
1. This week, Scotland’s worst serial killer Angus Sinclair died at the age of 73. He is survived by his ‘to-do’ list. 2. It has been announced that there will be a new emoji to represent interracial...
View ArticleApril 15, 2019 – Monologue Jokes
1. The first ever picture of a black hole was taken this week. And, purely out of reflex, Republicans tried to take away its voting rights. 2. According to a new study, 1 in 13 boys in the U.S. have...
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